Because Rust solves very very deep and important problems that people actually have quite often.
"Man, why do these Japanese knives get such good ratings? I eat my chili with a spoon and it's fine. All that stuff with sharpening stones? No thanks!"
One who rejoices when everything is made as simple as possible, but no simpler. Sayer of things that may be wrong, but not so bad that they're not even wrong.