No, I just happen to know enough math to recognize that you postulated something that is mathematically impossible. You could postulate something else but the "pull every which way it can" gravitational depression idea is wrong.

I didn't make up my mind in advance. You proposed something impossible. It just didn't take very long to notice.

You could propose something else.

(But, anyway, even though it is impossible, just in case, I still did the entire other calculation which doesn't depend in any way on the observation that it's actually mathematically impossible!)