This is absolutely hilarious--I love it! I've actually used the same parallel myself before, but yours is way, way better.

Of course, hilarity aside, quantum mechanics is actually sometimes taught to high school students: https://qt.eu/about-quantum-flagship/outreach/quantum-mechanics-for-high-school-students/

And topics and approaches from CRT are in curriculum goals for at least some schools: (1) "Understand and analyze the impact of systems of power, including white supremacy,

institutional racism, racial hierarchy, and oppression."; (2) "Evaluate the influence of the intersections of identity, including but not limited to, gender, age, race, ethnicity, religion, physical and mental disability, and class on the living histories and experiences of peoples, groups, and events".

But I still love the piece. (Also, now you have a couple of quotes that indicate why there is actually cause to say that "CRT" is taught in schools, at least to the extent that quantum mechanics is. Care to guess which grade and what location?)